walking past an antique store the other day and a sign in the window said
"Vintage Collectibles." That's west-side speak for "old
junk." But I decided that maybe I'm not old, I'm vintage. I'm
going to start asking for my Vintage Citizen Discount. I like that.
(THE DOWN SIDE; ANGER, ETC.)
(HOW HE'S SEEN THE MASS CHANGE, ETC.)